MARTINI MONDAYS Starting at 5:00, $5 special martinis start shakin. Concoction changes every week.
		TUESDAY: HOT DISH HAPPY HOUR Starting at 5:00, hot dish for a buck a bowl. Goulash, mac & cheese, tater tot stew Served in hearty heaps while they last.
		WEDNESDAY TRIVIA Pub-style trivia with Bernie the Trailer Park Queen. Everybody's a genius with $2.00 Pabst tall boys on ice.
		THURSDAY: VINO VINYL Bring in LPs, EPs, 7 inchers, 10 inchers... any slab of wax earns you a free drink or two. Pat & Jimmy may even spin 'em. This is record party. This is not a podcast. Digital slaves will have to be happy with 2 for 1 glasses of wine.
		WEEKENDS: BLOODY MARY BUMPS Bloody Mary Bumps: $1.50. 7 ounces of expedient relief, cell phone sized salvation served up with our Texas Bloody Mix and an in-house secret ingredient. Sophia Mimosa: $5.00. Francis Ford's bubbly co-mingles with freshly squeezed juices. Tres classy.
		WEEKDAY BEER SPECIALS 2pm to 6pm: $2 domestic taps (Hamm's, Grain Belt, etc.) $3 fancy taps (Guiness, Bells, Summit) $2 rail drinks Two bits (25¢) off all liquor